{"product_id":"suck-vs-swallow-greeting-card","title":"Suck VS Swallow Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the \"This Card Might Suck But I Swallow\" greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePatent Pending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesign Details: A minimalist greeting card with a clean white background and black text that humorously states 'This Card Might Suck But I Swallow' in a straightforward, bold font.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFront Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInside Message: (Blank Inside)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Just Sex Toys","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49063304200431,"sku":"ELKK-NK-SUCKSWALLOW","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/9815\/2431\/files\/ELKK-NK-SUCKSWALLOW.jpg?v=1776681915","url":"https:\/\/ashburnstudio.com\/products\/suck-vs-swallow-greeting-card","provider":"ASHBURN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}